Clusterfall
play →cleared 0· swap two neighbours, match three
Then it does the thing the real game does: every tile connected to that colour goes too.
One house · one box · a couple dozen things
Everything I built lives in a house.
Games, tools and half-finished experiments, all running on one server in one spare room, reachable from anywhere. Nothing here is a product. Most of it is a dare.
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Four things you can break
Every one of these is a real app on the server, shrunk down to a thumbnail. Play the thumbnail, then go play the actual thing.
Jigsaw
play →tap two pieces to swap mixed up
A real photo, cut into knobbly pieces. The full game adds a room code and a friend.
Word Search Kingdom
play →find the word KING
Drag across the letters. The full game has crowns, rooms and a leaderboard.
Wordgrove
play →swipe across letters · words 0/3
Three words hide in these nine letters. The real game gives you a timer and a much bigger grove.
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What actually lives here
The dots are live. They are pulled from Uptime Kuma every time you load this page, so if something is on fire you will see it before I do.
Clusterfall
A match-3 where a match takes the whole connected colour with it.
gameWordgrove
Swipe letters, grow words. Quiet, then suddenly competitive.
gameWord Search Kingdom
Word searches with private rooms, live cursors and a crown to win.
gameJigsaw
Multiplayer jigsaws. Pick a picture, send a code, argue about edges.
gameKP Warz 2
The long war, rebuilt. Bigger map, more ways to lose.
gameLurker
Read Reddit on a phone without logging in, ever. Installable as an app.
toolNeonHustle
A neon thing that runs inside Discord and yells at your friends.
toyPingPal
An uptime watcher that watches the other apps. Turtles all the way down.
toolCalorie Tracking
Counts what I eat and judges me mildly.
toolMyBibliotheca
A library you can walk through, with a reading habit attached.
toolAffine
Notes, docs and whiteboards, self-hosted so nobody reads them.
toolSearXNG
A search engine that forgets you between keystrokes.
toolMedia Aggregator
One addon that feeds every stream app in the house.
toolContext Feedback
Sticky notes for a machine that keeps forgetting.
toolCopilot Bridge
Lets the editor on my desk talk to the box in the other room.
toolASA Dashboard
A dinosaur server with spreadsheet energy. Very on brand.
toolHoliday Card
Build a card, send a link, make someone's week briefly weirder.
toyPlatform Access
Keys to the estate. Everyone gets one, nobody gets two.
keysDocs
How all of this works, written down for the next version of me.
referenceHarmonious Accord
Somewhere people agree on things. Rare, so it gets its own site.
communityThe Dashboard
The boring version of this page. Green dots, log links.
keysStatus Page
Where the dots on this page come from. Public, so you can hold me to it.
reference
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Numbers from inside the box
Read live from the monitor. They go down when things break, which is the point of writing them on a wall.
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services being watched right now
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answering their door
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fastest reply, in milliseconds
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games on this page you can play in one tap
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times you have clicked the random button
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house, one spare room, no cloud bill
There is also a bug that walks across the bottom of this page. You can click it. It has opinions.
Tip: type the old cheat code anywhere on this page — ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A — and see what happens.